Richard Fitzgood
Genre: sludge metal.
Location: Madison, WI-USA.
Well, get ready for a musical dumpster fire, courtesy of the one-man circus known as A Gravely Mistake and their auditory atrocity, “Them Florida Men.” It’s like they harnessed the collective dissonance of a swamp filled with disgruntled alligators and turned it into a sludgy, downtuned nightmare. The lo-fi quality? More like a deliberate attempt to make your ears question their life choices.
So, let me get this straight – one person is behind this sonic disaster? Bravo, because it takes a special kind of delusion to think, “Hey, why let a whole band share the blame when I can be the sole perpetrator of this cacophonous crime against music?” The downtuned guitars and cranked-up gain are like a musical middle finger to anyone with a shred of appreciation for coherence.
And a live show on the horizon? Hold on to your eardrums, because witnessing “Them Florida Men” in person is like subjecting yourself to a sensory assault, a punishment reserved for only the most audacious musical masochists. The potential tour? Picture a traveling circus of sonic atrocities, hitting city after city, leaving a trail of bewildered onlookers questioning their life choices.
Psychostick, the alleged main influencer, should probably issue a public apology for inadvertently inspiring this auditory monstrosity. Napoleon Death and the “so many others” are likely disowning any association with this musical abomination, like distant relatives disavowing a black sheep at a family reunion.
And let’s not forget the claim that this is all in good fun. Of course, because nothing screams “fun” like subjecting unsuspecting listeners to a heavy, sludgy, lo-fi nightmare that sounds like it was recorded in the darkest corner of a Floridian swamp. It’s a musical comedy of errors where the punchline is the sheer audacity of expecting people to enjoy this as anything other than an elaborate joke.
In conclusion, “Them Florida Men” by A Gravely Mistake is the auditory equivalent of a car crash – horrifying, but you just can’t look away. The one-man show behind this mess seems to have mistaken musical rebellion for an excuse to unleash an ungodly racket. So, strap in, because A Gravely Mistake is here to make you question not just the state of Florida but the state of your own musical tolerance. May the lo-fi madness be ever in your favor.
A Gravely Mistake, the gift that keeps on giving, apparently has more sonic gems in the works. Brace yourselves for another round of musical missteps as they toil away in the studio, undoubtedly concocting an auditory disaster that makes “Them Florida Men” sound like a symphony. And here’s the kicker – don’t hold your breath for any live shows. Because why subject innocent ears to the madness in person when you can enjoy the chaos from the safety of your own headphones? Stay tuned, or don’t – the choice is yours, but be warned, A Gravely Mistake is on a mission to redefine what it means to make music, one lo-fi catastrophe at a time.
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